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36 Hilarious Mortician Humor Memes

Hilarious Mortician Memes

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Morticians have heard and seen it all. In such a deeply emotional and personal profession, you have to just sit back and laugh every now and then with a little mortician humor. Expanding on our collections of Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes and More Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes, we have curated below 36 of the most hilarious mortician humor memes on the internets. Dedicated to the hard work and professionalism of morticians and funeral directors everywhere, have a chuckle on us.

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1. A MORTICIAN’S COFFEE CUP

Any day above ground is a good one
Any day above ground is a good one

2. BIRTHDAY CARD FAIL

They only want me for my body.
Got a birthday card from the funeral home… I’m not impressed. They only want me for my body.

3. MORTICIAN’S VANITY PLATE

Mortician license plate: I-MBalm
I-MBALM. (My other car is a hearse)

4. THE MORTICIAN’S SLOGAN

"My day starts when yours ends."
The Mortician’s Slogan: “My day starts when yours ends.”

5. FRIDAY NIGHTS AT THE FUNERAL HOME

Morticians know how to party
MORTICIANS: They really know how to party.

6. FRIDAY NIGHTS, PART II

Party like a mortician
Party like a mortician and grab a cold one.

7. OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD

A mortician's job
The face people make… when they find out I’m a mortician.

8. SIX VIEWS ON WOMEN FUNERAL DIRECTORS

Women Funeral Director Meme
Women Funeral Directors….

9. SIX VIEWS ON EMBALMERS

Embalming/mortician meme
Embalmers…

10. A DAY IN THE LIFE

T-shirt for morticians
Eat. Sleep. Do creepy mortician stuff.

11. STRAIGHT TRIPPIN’

Mortician humor
Rolling down the street hittin’ switches

12. A NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT

Funeral home sign meme
Due to the respect of others please stay out of the caskets. Thank you, Management.

13. SHOPPING FOR A DEAL

Price Tags?
“We don’t understand these price tags.”

14. IT AIN’T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS

Mortician's boss call
Boss calls…. “You pick up that body yet?”

15. FACEPALM

Memes for Morticians
My reaction when a family asks if they should bring in pants for the deceased.

16. MORTICIAN HUMOR

Mortician humor memes
You look good. Open-casket good.

17. SOME THINGS ARE FOREVER

Mortician humor
Nothing lasts forever… except my embalmings.

18. NATIONAL MORTICIAN’S DAY

Funeral Humor
Today is National Mortician’s Day. So give them your support and die.

19. DRIVE THRU

Hearse drive through?
“Yes, I’d like a Happy Meal, please.”

20. LUNCH PLANS

Morticians and lunch
Don’t ever cross a woman who can embalm a dead body and discuss what’s for lunch all at the same time!

21. LAST RESPONDER

Hilarious Funeral Memes
Last Responder

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22. LAST LEGS

Mortician Memes
Those shoes are on their last legs.

23. I’M NEVER QUITE SURE HOW TO ANSWER

Hilarious Mortician Memes
Working at a funeral home… “So, how’s your job?”

24. HEARSE FAIL

Funeral fail
The procession just got awkward

25. HEARSE HUMOR

Plenty of room to get laid...
HEARSE: Plenty of room to get laid – to rest –

26. GROSS OUT

Mortician Memes
Remember, I’m a mortician. You’ll have to try real hard if you want to gross me out.

27. CAN’T PUT A PRICE ON SOME THINGS

Hmmmmm.....
Free breakfast

28. #FUNERALDIRECTORPROBLEMS

Mortician's Memes
Not being sure if you smell like formaldehyde…

29. HIPSTER MORTICIAN

Mortician Humor Memes
Tagging people before Facebook.

30.GET IT TO GO

Embalming Fluid
Embalming Fluid… to go

31. WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY…

Funny Mortician Memes
Be nice to me, I just might happen to be your funeral director some day…

32. MORTICIAN DEFINITION

Mortician Definition
Mortician: noun. def. A person who does not have to pay others to hide your body.

33. HOW ‘BOUT NOT

We should do this again sometime!
Talks to bereaved family member at funeral. “We should do this again sometime!”

34. SPOILER ALERT

Don't text and drive.
Seen on a casket truck: “Don’t text and drive. Yours may be on the next shipment.”

35. UH, NO.

Uhhh... no
Families be like, ‘Can we see him?’

36. BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY

Mom puts the fun in FUNeral.
“We can’t wait to go to work with mommy. What’s a mortician?”

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